Description

Introducing our “I Just Want to Read Books and be Emotionally Crippled” T-Shirt, a witty and relatable statement piece for those who find solace, insight, and a touch of catharsis within the pages of their favorite reads. This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a celebration of the power of literature to evoke deep emotions and provoke introspection.

Here’s why you’ll love our “I Just Want to Read Books and be Emotionally Crippled” T-Shirt:

1. Witty Expression: Our shirt humorously captures the intense emotional journey that often accompanies reading. It playfully acknowledges the tendency of avid readers to become deeply invested in the lives, struggles, and triumphs of fictional characters, sometimes to the point of feeling emotionally “crippled” by the experience. It’s a relatable sentiment that resonates with anyone who has been moved by the power of storytelling.
2. Celebrating Emotional Depth: Reading isn’t just about entertainment; it’s about exploring the depths of human experience and gaining insight into the complexities of life. Our shirt celebrates the emotional richness and depth that books offer, acknowledging that experiencing a range of emotions – even intense ones – is a testament to the transformative power of literature.
3. Comfortable Style: Made from high-quality materials and featuring a comfortable fit, our T-Shirt ensures both style and comfort for everyday wear. Whether you’re curled up with a tearjerker, delving into a heart-wrenching drama, or exploring the depths of existential philosophy, this shirt provides the perfect blend of comfort and style for your reading adventures.
4. Empowering Vulnerability: Our shirt embraces the vulnerability that comes with allowing oneself to be deeply affected by literature. It celebrates the courage to open one’s heart to the emotional impact of stories, characters, and ideas, recognizing that vulnerability is a strength that fosters empathy, connection, and personal growth.
5. Perfect Gift: Searching for the ideal gift for the emotionally attuned bookworm in your life? Look no further! Our “I Just Want to Read Books and be Emotionally Crippled” T-Shirt is a thoughtful and humorous gift that celebrates their love for reading with style and wit. Whether it’s for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion, this shirt is sure to resonate with their literary sensibilities.

Embrace the emotional journey of reading with our “I Just Want to Read Books and be Emotionally Crippled” T-Shirt. Order now and wear your love for literature proudly!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Measure yourself

• Inches
• Centimeters

SIZE	LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	CHEST (WORLDWIDE)	SLEEVE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	LENGTH (EAST ASIA)	CHEST (EAST ASIA)	SLEEVE LENGTH (EAST ASIA)
S	28	34 – 37	15 ¾	26 ⅜	34 – 36	16 ½
M	29 ¼	38 – 41	17	27 ½	37 – 39	16 ⅞
L	30 ¼	42 – 45	18 ¼	28 ¾	40 – 42	18 ⅛
XL	31 ¼	46 – 49	19 ½	29 ½	43 – 44	18 ½
2XL	32 ½	50 – 53	20 ¾	30 ¼	45 – 46	19 ¾
3XL	33 ½	54 – 57	22	0	0	0

Product measurements

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Note that sizing for t-shirts ordered to the East Asia region* differs.

*Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, South Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

• Inches
• Centimeters

SIZE	LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	WIDTH (WORLDWIDE)	SLEEVE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	LENGTH (EAST ASIA)	WIDTH (EAST ASIA)	SLEEVE LENGTH (EAST ASIA)
S	28	18	15 ¾	26 ⅜	18 ½	16 ½
M	29 ¼	20	17	27 ½	19 ¾	16 ⅞
L	30 ¼	22	18 ¼	28 ¾	20 ⅞	18 ⅛
XL	31 ¼	24	19 ½	29 ½	22	18 ½
2XL	32 ½	26	20 ¾	30 ¼	23 ¼	19 ¾
3XL	33 ½	28	22	0	0	0