Description

Introducing our “If Only Sass Burned Calories” shirt, a clever and humorous take on the struggles of staying fit while embracing your sassy side.

Features:

1. Premium Quality: Crafted from high-quality materials, this shirt offers both comfort and durability, ensuring it remains a favorite in your wardrobe for years to come.
2. Clever Design: Featuring the witty phrase “If Only Sass Burned Calories,” this shirt combines humor with a touch of self-awareness. It’s perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their sassy attitude.
3. Comfort Fit: Designed for maximum comfort, this shirt boasts a relaxed fit that allows for easy movement and all-day wearability. Whether you’re working out at the gym or lounging at home, you’ll feel comfortable and confident in this shirt.

Why You’ll Love It:

1. Relatable Humor: Let’s face it—maintaining a healthy lifestyle can be challenging, and sometimes, a little humor is the best way to cope with the struggles. This shirt serves as a humorous reminder that while sass may not burn calories, it sure does make life more entertaining.
2. Start Conversations: With its witty slogan, this shirt is sure to spark conversations and elicit chuckles from anyone who appreciates a good joke. It’s a fun and relatable way to connect with others over shared experiences and challenges.
3. Celebrate Your Sass: Embracing your sass is a form of self-expression and confidence. This shirt celebrates your bold attitude and encourages you to flaunt it proudly, whether you’re breaking a sweat at the gym or strutting your stuff on the street.

Why You Should Buy It Today:

1. Limited Edition: Our “If Only Sass Burned Calories” shirt is a limited edition item that’s sure to sell out fast. Don’t miss your chance to own this clever and humorous piece of apparel.
2. Perfect Gift: Whether you’re treating yourself or surprising a friend with a penchant for sass, this shirt makes for a fun and memorable gift. It’s a great way to share a laugh and show solidarity with others who embrace their sassiness.
3. Spread Positivity: In a world filled with stress and negativity, a little laughter goes a long way. By wearing this shirt, you’ll spread positivity and remind others to find joy in the little things, even if it’s just a sassy attitude.

Don’t wait any longer—grab your “If Only Sass Burned Calories” shirt today and let your sassiness shine!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

MEASURE YOURSELF
Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Note that sizing for t-shirts ordered to the East Asia region* differs.

*Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, South Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam

The male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2” (190 cm) tall; chest circumference 37.7” (96 cm).

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Inches
Centimeters
SIZE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE) CHEST (WORLDWIDE) SLEEVE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE) LENGTH (EAST ASIA) CHEST (EAST ASIA) SLEEVE LENGTH (EAST ASIA)
S 28 34 – 37 15 ¾ 26 ⅜ 34 – 36 16 ½
M 29 ¼ 38 – 41 17 27 ½ 37 – 39 16 ⅞
L 30 ¼ 42 – 45 18 ¼ 28 ¾ 40 – 42 18 ⅛
XL 31 ¼ 46 – 49 19 ½ 29 ½ 43 – 44 18 ½
2XL 32 ½ 50 – 53 20 ¾ 30 ¼ 45 – 46 19 ¾
3XL 33 ½ 54 – 57 22 0 0 0

PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Note that sizing for t-shirts ordered to the East Asia region* differs.

*Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, South Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam

A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Inches
Centimeters
SIZE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE) WIDTH (WORLDWIDE) SLEEVE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE) LENGTH (EAST ASIA) WIDTH (EAST ASIA) SLEEVE LENGTH (EAST ASIA)
S 28 18 15 ¾ 26 ⅜ 18 ½ 16 ½
M 29 ¼ 20 17 27 ½ 19 ¾ 16 ⅞
L 30 ¼ 22 18 ¼ 28 ¾ 20 ⅞ 18 ⅛
XL 31 ¼ 24 19 ½ 29 ½ 22 18 ½
2XL 32 ½ 26 20 ¾ 30 ¼ 23 ¼ 19 ¾
3XL 33 ½ 28 22 0 0 0