Description

Introducing our “Step Aside Coffee, This is a Job for Alcohol” t-shirt, perfect for those who enjoy a little humor and relaxation after a long day. This tee is a playful nod to the idea that sometimes, a different kind of beverage is needed to unwind and de-stress.

Key Features:

1. Humorous Message: Featuring the witty message, “Step Aside Coffee, This is a Job for Alcohol,” this t-shirt adds a touch of humor to your wardrobe. It’s a playful declaration that sometimes, a different kind of drink is required to unwind and relax.
2. Premium Quality: Crafted from high-quality materials, this t-shirt offers both comfort and durability. Whether you’re enjoying a night out or lounging at home, you’ll appreciate the softness and longevity of this garment.
3. Unisex Fit: Designed to flatter all body types, this unisex t-shirt features a comfortable fit that suits both men and women. It’s the perfect choice for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a refreshing drink.
4. Versatile Wear: Wear this tee for casual outings, parties, or relaxing at home – wherever you go, this shirt adds a touch of humor and lightheartedness to your style.

Why You’ll Love It:

1. Embrace Humor: Life can be stressful, but a little humor goes a long way. This tee allows you to embrace the lighter side of life and share a laugh with those around you.
2. Relax and Unwind: Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or celebrating with friends, this tee sets the mood for a laid-back and enjoyable time. It’s a reminder to take a break and enjoy life’s simple pleasures.
3. Connect with Others: Wear this tee to social gatherings or events, and you’ll instantly connect with others who appreciate a good joke and a refreshing drink. It’s a conversation starter that brings people together.
4. Express Your Style: Your wardrobe is a reflection of your personality, and this tee adds a playful and fun element to your everyday style. It’s a statement piece that showcases your sense of humor and love for life.

Why Buy Today:

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to add a dose of humor to your wardrobe. Order your “Step Aside Coffee, This is a Job for Alcohol” t-shirt today and get ready to relax, unwind, and enjoy life’s little pleasures with style!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Measure yourself

• Inches
• Centimeters

SIZE	LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	CHEST (WORLDWIDE)	SLEEVE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	LENGTH (EAST ASIA)	CHEST (EAST ASIA)	SLEEVE LENGTH (EAST ASIA)
S	28	34 – 37	15 ¾	26 ⅜	34 – 36	16 ½
M	29 ¼	38 – 41	17	27 ½	37 – 39	16 ⅞
L	30 ¼	42 – 45	18 ¼	28 ¾	40 – 42	18 ⅛
XL	31 ¼	46 – 49	19 ½	29 ½	43 – 44	18 ½
2XL	32 ½	50 – 53	20 ¾	30 ¼	45 – 46	19 ¾
3XL	33 ½	54 – 57	22	0	0	0

Product measurements

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Note that sizing for t-shirts ordered to the East Asia region* differs.

*Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, South Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

• Inches
• Centimeters

SIZE	LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	WIDTH (WORLDWIDE)	SLEEVE LENGTH (WORLDWIDE)	LENGTH (EAST ASIA)	WIDTH (EAST ASIA)	SLEEVE LENGTH (EAST ASIA)
S	28	18	15 ¾	26 ⅜	18 ½	16 ½
M	29 ¼	20	17	27 ½	19 ¾	16 ⅞
L	30 ¼	22	18 ¼	28 ¾	20 ⅞	18 ⅛
XL	31 ¼	24	19 ½	29 ½	22	18 ½
2XL	32 ½	26	20 ¾	30 ¼	23 ¼	19 ¾
3XL	33 ½	28	22	0	0	0